Your blender is not just for smoothies.
You own a blender. Maybe it came with your apartment. Maybe you bought it for smoothies and never used it. Maybe it has been sitting on your counter for years, collecting dust, used only when you had a vague idea about being healthy.
That stops now.
The 5-Ingredient Blender Cookbook for Absolute Idiots is for people who want to cook real food without standing over a stove. No complicated recipes. No fancy techniques. No washing a million dishes.
Inside you will find 55 recipes. Each one uses five ingredients or less. Each one takes minutes to prep. Each one is designed for people who would rather eat than perform a cooking show.
What you will learn:
How to make smoothies that are not watery.
How to make soup without a stove. Cold soup. Hot soup. Smooth soup. Chunky soup.
How to make sauces better than store bought.
How to make dressings that do not separate.
How to make hummus that is not grainy.
How to make milkshakes. Sorbet. Frozen yogurt.
Inside this book:
Breakfast – Smoothies, smoothie bowls, and coffee shakes.
Soups – Tomato soup, corn chowder, broccoli soup, gazpacho, and more.
Sauces – Pasta sauces, pizza sauces, creamy sauces, and enchilada sauce.
Dips and Spreads – Hummus, salsa, guacamole, spinach artichoke dip, and more.
Dressings – Ranch, Caesar, vinaigrettes, and Asian sesame.
Marinades – Lemon herb, teriyaki, chipotle, Greek, and more.
Desserts – Milkshakes, sorbet, frozen yogurt, and banana ice cream.
Sample recipes:
Berry Banana Smoothie
Tomato Soup (Blender Style)
Hummus
Creamy Ranch Dressing
Teriyaki Marinade
Chocolate Milkshake
And 49 more…
No fancy tools. No exotic ingredients. No standing at the stove. Just a blender, some food, and the desire to eat without a whole production.
No chop. No prep. No fail. Just dump, set, eat.
Scroll up. Click buy. Plug in the blender. Lazy Larry believes in you.
The 5-Ingredient Blender Cookbook for Absolute Idiots is Book Nine in the Absolute Idiot’s Kitchen Series. Also available: Air Fryer, Instant Pot, Slow Cooker, Sheet Pan, Stovetop, Microwave, Grill, and Toaster Oven.









