The 5-ingredient Instant Pot Cookbook for Absolute Idiots: No Chop. No Prep. No Fail. Just Dump, Set, Eat. Absolute Idiot’s Kitchen

By (author)Lazy Larry

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A beginner-friendly Instant Pot cookbook of dump-and-go recipes—no chopping, thawing, browning, or fuss. Set the pot, walk away, and enjoy easy, forgiving meals with any model.

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Welcome to the lazy side of pressure cooking.
No Chop. No Prep. No Fail. Just Dump. Set. Eat.

You bought an Instant Pot because someone told you it would change your life. Maybe a coworker. Maybe a TikTok video. Maybe you just saw it on sale and clicked buy.
Then you took it out of the box. You stared at the buttons. You read the manual for three minutes. You put the manual down. You never looked at it again.
The Instant Pot sat on your counter. It beeped at you when you plugged it in. You did not know what the beep meant. You unplugged it.

That ends now.

This book assumes one thing about you. You want to eat real food. But you do not want to work for it. You do not want to stand over a stove. You do not want to stir. You do not want to watch a pot.
The Instant Pot is your solution. It is a set it and forget it machine. You dump things in. You close the lid. You press a button. You walk away.
When you come back, dinner is ready. No burning. No boiling over. No stirring required.

Here is what this book assumes you own.
One Instant Pot. Any size. Any model. Duo, Nova, Pro, off brand. If it plugs in and has a sealing valve, it works.
The inner pot. The metal bucket that holds the food.
The lid. Do not lose it.
The sealing ring. The rubber circle inside the lid. Keep it clean.
The power cord. Plug it in.

That is it.

Here is what you will never do in this book.
Stand over the stove and stir. The Instant Pot stirs for you. It is called pressure. Trust it.
Drain pasta water. The Instant Pot absorbs the water into the noodles. No colander needed.
Thaw meat before cooking. Frozen chicken goes in frozen. Frozen beef goes in frozen. Lazy Larry does not plan ahead.
Brown the meat first. You can skip it. The Instant Pot does not care. Your food will still taste good.

Here is what you will do.
Just Dump. Set. Eat.
Dump everything into the pot. Close the lid. Turn the valve to sealing. Press one button. Walk away.
The Instant Pot beeps. You ignore it. You wait. You open the valve. Steam shoots out. You eat.

That is pressure cooking. It is not magic. It is not dangerous. It is a hot metal box that counts down from ten minutes while you scroll your phone.

One warning. The Instant Pot is dramatic. It will beep at you. It will flash the word BURN on the screen. It will hiss steam like an angry dragon.
Do not panic. It is not on fire. It is just hot and hungry for liquid. Add more water next time. Problem solved.
You will forget to put the inner pot in before adding ingredients. Lazy Larry has done this. You will pour salsa directly into the heating element. You will feel stupid. Then you will clean it up and never do it again.
You will open the valve too fast and get steam on your hand. It will hurt for a second. Then you will learn to use a spoon or a towel.
You will get the burn warning. You will forget to seal the valve. You will stare at the Instant Pot while it does nothing because you forgot to plug it in.

All of that is fine. It is part of learning.

No chop. No prep. No fail. Just Dump. Set. Eat.

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