The Sapphic Woman’s Coming-out-of-the-closet Cookbook: a Fearless Guide to Feeding Your Dates and Your New Gay Agenda

You’re out. You’re proud. Now feed her like you mean it.Coming out of the closet is one thing—getting a girl in your kitchen? That’s a whole other adventure. Whether you’re wooing a crunchy granola girl, a high-femme heartthrob, or that soft butch who finally texted back, this is your flirty, food-filled guide to impressing women, one delicious bite at a time.Packed with personality and powered by garlic (because of course), this cookbook serves up more than just recipes. It dishes out real advice—well, sort of—fierce flavor, and a little queer kitchen magic. From seductive salads to date-night knockouts, every page is seasoned with lesbian sass, bold flavors, and tender romance.Whether you’re a kitchen newbie or a seasoned seductress, this is your culinary coming-of-age. Now tie your apron, uncork the wine, and let the gaymes begin.