The 5-ingredient Microwave Cookbook for Absolute Idiots: No Chop. No Prep. No Fail. Just Dump, Set, Eat. Absolute Idiot’s Kitchen

By (author)Lazy Larry

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Microwave Mug Cookbook: 55 ultra-easy, no-chop recipes (mostly 3-5 ingredients) for students, travelers, and lazy cooks—just dump in a mug, press start, eat. No pots, no fuss.

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You own a microwave.
Maybe it is the one that came with your apartment. Maybe it is the tiny one in your dorm room that barely fits a mug. Maybe it is the sad one in your office break room that smells like burnt popcorn from 2019.
You use it for popcorn. You use it for reheating coffee. You use it for frozen burritos when you have given up on life.

This book is for you.

No chopping. No marinating overnight. No zesting a lemon. You do not own a zester. Lazy Larry does not either.
Every recipe uses five ingredients or less. Most use three. A few use two. One uses one. It is microwave popcorn. You are welcome.
Just put everything in a mug. Press a button. Stir once. Eat.
One mug. One fork. No pots. No pans. No skillets. No spatulas. No cutting boards. No colanders. No strainers. No dishes.

Fifty five recipes including:
Fluffy Scrambled Eggs (from a mug)
Microwave Mac and Cheese (from a mug)
Baked Potato (5 minutes)
Chicken Noodle Soup (from a mug)
Salmon in a Mug
Microwave Popcorn (from kernels, not the chemical bag)
Chocolate Chip Mug Cookie
Brownie in a Mug

Plus a Panic Button page for when your mug cracks, your egg explodes, your popcorn burns, or you accidentally put metal in the microwave. (It happens. Lazy Larry has done it. The sparks were terrifying. He learned his lesson.)

No nutritional information. No calorie counting. No shame.
This is not a book for chefs. This is a book for college students, hotel room travelers, office workers with a sad break room microwave, and anyone who has given up on cooking but still wants a hot meal.
If you can press a button and dump food into a mug, you can cook every single thing in this book.

Lazy Larry wrote this so you do not have to try hard.

No Chop. No Prep. No Fail. Just Dump. Set. Eat.

Scroll up. Click buy. Your microwave has been waiting for you to use it for something other than popcorn.

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