Always Carry Your Scythe

By (author)Pip Paisley

Trixie D’Vita gets thrown into a wild adventure when the Angel Investigative Bureau shows up at her aunt’s bar looking for Death, her estranged father, who has been accused of misappropriating newly-departed souls for a popular afterlife gameshow. Armed with a pocket-scythe, Trixie must navigate through skittle-colored demons, werewolf drag queens, and a trans-dimensional vortex in this rollicking and whimsical adventure that will leave readers eagerly awaiting a sequel.


Trixie D’Vita didn’t scythe. That was Mom’s gig.. Then the Angel Investigative Bureau (AIB) turned up at Aunt Harry’s bar. Seemed the hottest afterlife gameshow in the Mystical Realms was misappropriating newly-departed souls. And Death was a person of interest. When the AIB can’t find Death, they come looking for Trixie, Death’s estranged daughter.. Soon Trixie’s best friend is in dire peril. An AIB trainee is traipsing towards trouble. And Trixie, armed with nothing but a pocket-scythe, is plunging headfirst into the gaping maw of a trans-dimensional vortex. So not the evening she’d planned.. Skittle-colored demons. Werewolf drag queens. Hellhound-doodle puppies. Lots of scythe. All in this rollicking, whimsical, empowering adventure.. “…a winning combination that will surely have fans eagerly awaiting a sequel. GET IT” Kirkus Reviews